rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

drsoos12:

When I walked in, the first and only words out of my mouth were: "Sebastian… Tap my keg!" 
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him laugh so hard. Then finally he says, "I will definitely tap your keg!"
Once the picture was taken he finished with, "You have to tell everyone that I was totally drunk in that picture!" 
I died of happiness today. 

drsoos12:

When I walked in, the first and only words out of my mouth were: "Sebastian… Tap my keg!" 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him laugh so hard. 

Then finally he says, "I will definitely tap your keg!"

Once the picture was taken he finished with, "You have to tell everyone that I was totally drunk in that picture!" 

I died of happiness today. 

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US